Location: Metro Bus
Reviewers: A grungy couple. Early 20’s. Dude had a sleazy British accent. They sat behind me.
Dude: That fucking movie was a bit terrifying, wasn’t it?
Chick: Yeah. I’m not gonna be able to sleep.
Dude: I’ll help you sleep. I’m gonna give you a back rub when we…
Possibly the best one yet.